Nigaito

*There is a click, and the sound of frantic button pushing before actual voices can be heard.*
-hat are all these buttons fo-
-at's that little light that comes o-
-Shouldn't push them randomly like tha-
-utton is for recording messa-
-ight means-
-op that you're going to break i-

*Strange swamp background noises can be heard as the D-comm is turned back on during a long pause. Finally one of the voices can be heard clearly without cutting back out.*

Uh...H-Hello?? I...I'm not sure who's li-listening, but I'm very sorry! I d-didn't know that my...

...Erm...

W-what did you call this thing, Kame-chan?

A D-Comm, Little Master.
D-COMM! I di-din't know my D-Comm was recording! I ah, apologize f-for being so bothersome.
I feel really stu-stupid for doing that.

OH! Th-this is Nigaito, by the way...um...

How do I go home? Kame-chan says I c-can't, but...
I'm j-just programmed for singing, I sh-shouldn't be here...
It's smelly.